Monday, September 1, 2008
Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report - Yahoo! News
Kapag hindi ka nga naman kuntento sa sarili mo katawan.
Now he has to explain what happened to his future wife.
Monday, June 23, 2008
Would You Like to be A Citizen of SHETLAND?
TINY SHETLAND ISLAND DECLARES INDEPENDENCE
Oh ano pang hinihintay mo, walang tax na binabayaran dun!
What would you call a person living in a Shetland Island? Shetland Islander? Shetlander? Shetter? Shetan?
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Additional Seven Deadly Sins
Lust, gluttony, greed and the rest of the seven deadly sins gathered in the 6th century will have to get used to a modern companion. A Vatican official has articulated seven new categories of sin “due to the phenomenon of globalization.”
“While sin used to concern mostly the individual, today it has mainly a social resonance,” Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti told L’Osservatore Romano, Vatican City’s local paper. Bloomberg News parsed his remarks into a clip-n-savable list:
1. “Bioethical” violations such as birth control
2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research
3. Drug abuse
4. Polluting the environment
5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor
6. Excessive wealth
7. Creating poverty
The message, according to a leading scholar on Catholic thought talking to BBC News, was meant as a reality check to priests “not sufficiently attuned to some of the real evils in our world.” There is more to life than following the Ten Commandments, it would seem.
The seven deadly sins served another purpose, too: inspiring artists from Bosch to Balanchine. Can anyone picture a similar renaissance fueled by this new list. Or has it already happened?
Those who will rot in hell, raise your hand.
I understand sins 3 to 7, even if they are redundant. But what's with the "Bioethical violations such as birth control??
Ano, papalaganapin na lang natin ang STD? Hala, ipagkalat na ang AIDS, Syphylis, HPV at kung ano-ano pang sakit na hindi masaya kapag nakuha.
Hayaan na rin nating dumami pa ang populasyon ng mundo para lalo tayong mabaon sa kahirapan.
Pati ba naman "Stem Cell Research", MORALLY DUBIOUS EXPERIMENT?? Kung sa bagay, nadadaan naman sa dasal at himala ang lahat. Huwag na lang tayong mag-aral.
Lalo akong napapaisip sa relihiyon ko.
EDIT: This is not yet official. Pero kahit na. Mag-aaral na nga lang ako.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Proud Girlfriend Moment
See that picture on the upper right corner? Looks familiar?? See?!? Uh-huh!!! It is the boyfriend!!!
Here are the ugly scans of the article. The ugliness is from the laziness of the scanner (me). Hehehe. Oh and the t-shirt his wearing is from Team Manila and he is not denying it.
Read the article here: Turning Manila's streets into fashion runways
And now I plug: Go buy Born Again clothes at Baul and Yellow Door located at Saguijo. Do your research. Ikaw na maghanap saan yun. Bwek bwek bwek!
And do check out other designer friends: Womyn in the Kitchyn by Alice and Love Parade Atelier by Santi
Now I sleep. Congrats ulit! Yihii!!
EDIT: OH look! The pictures are not pixelized anymore. Anu ba yan, ngayon ko lang napansin yung mali ko. hahaha.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Lalaki na ako! a.k.a. The Happity Bertdity post
Uh-huh! My birthday is filled with famous deaths. Some people might find it tragic. Mama would joke me that my birth caused the Mendiola hubaloo. I say that this is a sign that I am destined to...um, I'm not really sure... save the world by saving the cheerleader?
Okay, I have no idea. But I find it really amusing that there are many significant events that occured on January 22.
Now that I am 21, according to Philippine constitution, I could get married without the consent of my parents next year, which I have no plans of doing so in the near future. Eisa, the best secret lover ever, pointed out that I could now gamble legally in Las Vegas. If I go to the US, I could legally buy liquor.
Yep, I am 21. Bente uno. Tengo veinte uno aƱos. Do I feel old? No. I am still having a hard time making people believe that I am of legal age and I can watch R-18 movies whenever I want. Sheesh.
This year, I want to take more risks. I want to be more spontaneous. I want to be more agressive with what I want in life. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.
Salamat sa mga bumati sa akin. At sa mga hindi bumati sa akin. Hehehe. Alam kong naalala niyo na kaarawan ko. Nyak! ang kapal ng mukha. :-)
Salamat din kay Manong na kinalimutan niya na birthday ko for the 3rd year in a row. last year, akala niya sa 21 yung birthday ko. Two years ago, he thought my birthday was on the 23rd. My gulay Manong!!! We have been siblings for more than 20 years. You were Wolverine, I was storm. Kung kelan na tayo tumatanda, saka mo nakakalimutan?? Kaya huwag ka nang magtaka kung bakit mas marami akong na aalalang kahihiyan mo nuong kabataan natin. Bwahaha.
Best birthday gift so far was from Pol who gave me a Mario doll.
Re-enactment: Pol gives the Mario doll
Me: Wow! A Mario doll!!! I'm gonna name him...
Pol: (Gives me the weird face) What? Steve!? What else are you suppose to call a Mario doll??
Me: I don't know...
On our way home, I decided to call him Abu because he looks like a Shiek (sp?). Pol now calls him Steve the Mario doll who doesn't look Italian.
Everyone, meet Abu a.k.a. Steve the Mario doll
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Odd News Galore!!!
At dahil hindi ko na alam kung paano ito ipagpapatuloy, nagbasa ako ng Odd News sa Reuters. Ang saya!
Heto, basahin at ma-aliw sa mga kwentong ito:
Goodness, gracious, great balls of protest in Rome - Sana nandun ako noong nangyari yun. Ang saya siguro tignan ng mga bolang tumatalbog. Bouncey! Bounce!
Police ask suspect: aren't you dead? - Grabe, akala ng mga magulang mo patay ka na, yun pala nakapag shoplift ka pa!
Don't send in the clowns - Tao rin naman ang mga clowns. But they could be really annoying!
Monday, January 7, 2008
Mexican boy glues self to bed to avoid school - Yahoo! News
Ang cute naman ng bata. Sana tayo din pwedeng iglue ang sarili natin sa kama para hindi kelangan pumasok.
Saturday, December 1, 2007
R.I.P. Evil Knievel
He can't die! He's Evil Knievel!
But he died. :-(
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
Balita
Tapos yun nga, noong lumabas ako ng banyo, tinanong ko kung anong nagyari. Nanuod ako ng konti. Nawalan ako ng gana nuong kinuhanan ng cameraman yung isang biktima ng pagsabog. Naawa ako doon sa nasabugan, kinuhanan muna bago dalhin sa hospital.
Part of me was expecting something to happen after the Glorietta thing. But I am hoping that these two bombings have no connection. I am afraid something might happen soon.
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Odd news:
Man in India marries dog as atonement
- At binihisan pa nila yung aso. Do they have to practice the whole husband and wife thing? I hope not... eeew.Woman being 'silly' hit by freight train
- She decided to be silly while drunk. Good idea? I don't think so!!!Cows flee after seeing McDonald's
- Nakakatawa talaga!-------------------------------------
I am officially sick. I haven't been sick for a while. Maybe because I wasn't getting enough sleep and body is having a hard time with my early morning schedule for the semester.
I need to get well soon. I have work and articles to do. Ugh. So many readings!
Lapit na! Para March '09 ito!
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It was Mama's last session yesterday. And she doing extremely well! Go mama!
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Balita! Balita! Balita!
Wala na akong iba pang maikukwento kundi masaya ako. Dagdagan na rin natin na kulang ako sa tulog at may quiz yata kami bukas tungkol sa mga capital ng lahat ng Asian countries. Kelangan ko ang geography powers ni Nina Rumbines, kahit anung bansa, alam niya ang capital.
Oo nga pala, may report din ako bukas. At okay naman ang crash course sa wushu.
Pero ito talaga ang intention ng post na ito. Mga balitang walang kinalaman sa conviction ni Erap at sa performance ni Britney.
Dahil hindi siya gusto ng gusto niya, ininjectionan niya ng dugo niya yung babae.
Wala kasi siyangbuhok, kaya nagnakaw siya ng hair loss treatment.
Masaya ba? Masaya naman sa tingin ko.
Sige, sa susunod.
Thursday, August 16, 2007
Husband: Let us name our child "@" Wife: What a great idea!
And not there's a couple in China who wants to name their child "@" because it means "love him" in Chinese.
Parents: please think about your child's future when naming them. Kids could be really cruel.
I remember a stupid troublemaker would shout at my brother "Si Manong na may banong!" when that bully heard me call Carl "Manong". It didn't make sense. I think that kid never passed high school.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Man gets probation for dead deer sex - WTF?!?!?!?!
Man and dead deer. Ew! Ew! EEEWWW!!!!
Thursday, November 23, 2006
Talk about Dedication: Buddhist monk cuts off penis
A Thai monk cuts off his penis because he and an erection while meditating. Very devoted...
Sunday, October 15, 2006
10-foot marijuana plants! so high!!! Oh blessed San Miguel!!!
Troops battle 10-foot marijuana plants
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1st sem is officially over!!!! wooohooo! But I still have to go to school for org duties. Buti na lang at di araw-araw. I really need a vanity day. I need to get a haircut and a pedicure, two things I have been planning and postponing for the longest time.
Jod is planning to kidnap me and drown me with Baguio's ukay-ukay. I really want to be kidnapped and spend great time with my kidnapper/s.
Oh blessed San Miguel indeed. I miss drinking. I miss the feeling of nursing a hangover the next day after a night of drinking. Wait, I don't miss that feeling... Hee!!! Too bad alcohol makes me sleepy, I got it from Papa.
I still live under my parents' roof. I still have to follow their rules. The walls will be banging once I have moved out.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
news and stuff
hmm... sige, i shall not clean my face for the next three days. hehehe. ang sabi lang naman sapat na ang paghilamos ng dalawang beses.
another killing rampage and this time by a guy with a mohawk
i am lucky that nothing like that has happened in any school i've been to, people are somewhat psychologically stable. and me... so far i am still able to keep my... erm... thing... stable. voices... mamaya na kayo!
i have to go to school earlier than the usual tomorrow. we were one of the priveleged students to acquire the LYCEUM SIM!!!! earlier than the rest of the student body. but here's my dilemma: i hate changing SIM cards. but the Lyceum SIM is very convenient especially in contacting other students. but i really need my actual number. oh the dilemma. either i buy a cheap phone just to house the new SIM card or tiisin ko na lang ang papalit-palit ng SIM or... ewan.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
news, school and....
What i like about Lyceum is its location. You see, i love B&W pictures especially the really old ones. i want to live in an old house or at least stay there for a few days. Intramuros is almost heaven to me. i enjoy walking on those cobble-stoned streets wonder how people used to live their life. i think this is one of a few reasons that convinces to go to school in the morning.
But i hate my classmates in english! i love my professor. she's really fun and great and open minded and really good. pero lecheng mga kaklase ko. maingay na nga, wala pang matinong masabi, mayayabang pa. heto pa, ang groupmates ko, leche din. parang hindi sila uusad kung wala ako. may halitosis pa ang isa! yack, tapos lagi pa siyang tumatabi sa akin, kasi feeling niya close kami. oh please help me!
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Woman comes home to find house cleaned - Yahoo! News
how i wish someone this happened to my room